03 April 2015


my friend wanted me to buy his booger
for a dollar and a half
i offered him fifty cents
which i guess was a gaffe

because he looked at me with a frown
and said it was his best snot
i felt bad about my mistake
so out my money i got

just as i was about to give him my cash
i felt a sneeze of my own coming on
i spit all over the moolah
and his prized mucus was gone

but i had a cash cow in my hand
the biggest gooey slime
had flown from my nose
that day i made 2 dollars and a lime

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