snot

my friend wanted me to buy his booger

for a dollar and a half

i offered him fifty cents

which i guess was a gaffe

because he looked at me with a frown

and said it was his best snot

i felt bad about my mistake

so out my money i got

just as i was about to give him my cash

i felt a sneeze of my own coming on

i spit all over the moolah

and his prized mucus was gone

but i had a cash cow in my hand

the biggest gooey slime

had flown from my nose

that day i made 2 dollars and a lime